No, stay at Matty’s house was an order. I don’t want any fleabags in my house, I don’t have pets. No, your name is Shoe, I’m not that stupid I don’t know what it is.
What is a fleabags? Is a bag for fleas? But I’m not a bag, they can’t be a cat! And I know that you know my name but a lot of people gave me different name, Mrowmmy too do this sometimes… she calls me kitty-kitty or only kitty, and some people called me “Pssss~!” but this one sounds really weird. Why don’t you have a pet? A lot of people have pets, Mrowmmy and Daddy too have a pet and that is me but they don’t call me Pet they call me Shoe!
((A really big part of me is sad now.
“That he is.. When he’s in a good mood at least. It’s good to know he treats you well at least. Guess I should thank him for that. I’m sure he secretly loves your presents Shoe, he’s just not always so affectionate. I mean, how could he not love your presents when you work so hard to get them for him?”
“Indeed it is dude. Always makes the nicest pillows.” She continues to nuzzle and kiss him because Shoe is adorable and deserves all the love.
Really? I told him that they are presents but he continued said that they were disgusting and I dirtied the sofa with blood! /He continues moving the tail happily licking her chin with his little coarse tongue. Then he touched her face with his soft paws trying to climb on her./
MEXICAN MAN YOU HAVE A BROTHER! I DIDN’T KNOW!
Show too missed mrowmmy a lot! /nuzzles on her arms, rubbing his wet little muzzle on her chin
“I hope you’ve been a good little dude since I’ve been gone. Haven’t been harassing the mexican man too much, have you?” She giggled softly, kissing Shoe on the forehead gently.
The Mexican Man is a good person and he gives me a lot of tuna~! But he doesn’t want to play with me and he doesn’t like my presents! It took me a lot of time to chase them!
Mrowmmy’s chest is always soft… /nuzzlenuzzlenuzzle
Normal person: “Oh… Ahahah Juan and Matt in these outfits are ridiculous!”
Me and Juju: “OMG THIS IS JUAN! JUAN OH MY GOD! OTAPYON DREW JUAN! EEEEEEEEEEEH OH GOD OH GOD! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH GOD JUAN JUAN EEEEEEEEEH!”
…Hi Daddy! I know you are busy but it’s time for my din-
Daddy? What are you doing? You and Mexican Man are having a party!
*bends down to pet the kitty* What a cute kitty, reminds me of the cat my wife had! *smiles*
Mrow…? [stretches out his neck for the cuddles] Niiiice to meeeet you… you’re a very old man… with a very old beard…
*shocked* A t-talking cat?..I can’t say I’m too surprised, I’ve seen weirder things in my lifetime! I take very good care of this beard…
…Why are you all surprised? Any cat can talk like you. [confused]
lazy-larry-deactivated20110806 asked: AHHHHH! YOU-AHHHCHOOO-TALK! AHHHHCHOOO. THAT'S-AHHHCHOO-SOOO-AHHCHOO-COOL! AHHHCHOOO.-DON'T-AHHHCHOOO-WORRY-AHHHHCHOO-ABOUT-AHHHCHOOO-ME! AHHHCHOO-I'LL-AHHHCHOO-BE-AHHHCHOO-OKAY!
((I'M A BAD PERSON? D: *sobsob* BUT IT'S SOOO CUTE. X33 I love him too,he's soo adorable,I'm not very good at roleplaying him though. ._. Shoe's just too cute. x3 Matt's love for Shoe is too sweet. c:))
YOU’RE REALLY O-OK? I-IT’S MY FAULT? I’M ONLY A CAT… I… I… MREEEEEOOOWWWW… MREEWWWOOOOOWWWWWW! I DON’T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU NOW!
((BHFJGSHCDJGFDS I DIDN’T MEAN “BAD PERSON” IN A… BAD WAY. Ok… sorry… Now I’ll shut up because I’m not able to talk. [sobbing] I really love your Larry, he’s so cute I want to hug him forever! But I’m a cat… so… [purrs]))
[Smiles happily when Shoe hops on his tummy and starts to crawl the little cat again.]
Who is your owner?
Mrrrooooww… [Purrs and turns at him]
I’ve two owners… my mommy and my daddy. But at the moment I live with a friend of theirs.
Oh, I see. That sounds interesting.
But why are you living with a friend of them at the moment?
…mreow… it’s a long story. My Daddy was on holiday in Hawaii… and my Mommy was busy. So I’m waiting them, I want to return at my real home… even if MexicanMan’s bed is so comfortable. [purrs]
lazy-larry-deactivated20110806 asked: *Has a box of tissues now* Okay..*sniffs* I should be okay now! *smiles* *Goes to pet kitty* AHHHHHCHHHOOOOOOOOOO! ACKKK.AHHCHOOO WHAT'S-AHHCHOOOOO-WRONG-AHHHCHHOOO-WITH -AHHHHCHOOOO WITH-AHHCHOOOOO-ME?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCHOOOO!
((I think Larry being allergic to cats is a cute head cannon. x3 Poor Larry has no idea what's wrong with him! D: It's a shame..He really wanted to cuddle that kitty! ;A; Oh well,it's fun to abuse him. xD))
MROOOOOWWW! S-STOP! Y-YOU NEED A DOCTOR! S-SERIOUSLY! MREOW!
((Oh God… you’re a bad person, poor Larry! xD And seriously, I love babbu!Larry, he’s so cute…))